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What are some good excuses for when you're late to work?

MrDawn

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What are some good excuses for when you're late to work? :p

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A young man at the place where I used to work claimed that he'd forgotten to change his alarm clock setting the nite before the FALL time change started (DST), therefore he was a couple of hours late. The supervisor absent-mindedly bought it. :rolleyes: :LOL:

That's so timing-specific, though; it won't work for this coming Monday. :p
 
My tire has a flat.
Someone smashed in my car window (definitely a possibility here).
I'm having diarrhea (interchange this with other symptoms).
There's a wreck/construction and it's causing delays.
I'm having a family emergency.
 

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